Terrific Job Opportunity

The Air Force just announced that due to a huge shortage of pilots to fly the unmanned Predator and Reaper drones we are using to terrorize the planet, they will be training more of them by the hundreds over the coming months.

Qualifications merely include previous background playing video games, a strong desire to kill faceless enemy combatants or innocent civilians, the ability to eat potato chips with one hand while operating a game joy stick with the other, and enduring the ridicule of “real pilots” who fly actual planes and consider the drone jockeys just glorified nerds.

This terrific job opportunity is great news and a shot in the arm for America, beset over the past several years with an economy in a death spiral and unemployment numbers which have created great personal hardships and a cloud of despair over the entire nation.

Who said we couldn’t create jobs?

God bless America!

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