Category Archives: Deconstruction

Is John Rachel funny?

Posted on March 9, 2013 by johnrachel

People don’t seem to get my humor. Maybe I’m out of touch. I haven’t been watching much TV lately. So you tell me . . . Continue reading →

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Telling It Like It Is

Posted on February 14, 2013 by johnrachel

“You won’t believe what I read on the internet!!” Continue reading →

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Fiscal Cliff Poem

Posted on January 3, 2013 by johnrachel

Haiku me once, your bad. Haiku me twice, my bad. Haiku me three times, I’m a total fucking idiot. Continue reading →

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If Jesus Had Been Packing

Posted on December 29, 2012 by johnrachel

If Jesus had been packing when they came to nail Him to the cross, I surmise He would have had the nice and punchy Sig Sauer P228 within easy reach __ strapped to His thigh under His robes __ and had a kick-ass semi-automatic assault weapon slung over His shoulder. Continue reading →

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Aw shucks, Jethro . . . it’s just a damn gun!

Posted on October 10, 2012 by johnrachel

Gun ownership is strictly regulated in Japan. It takes several years even to obtain a hunting license. Meeting someone with any type of gun, even a hunting rifle, is an extreme rarity in Japan. Continue reading →

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“Free as a butterfly in a hurricane.”

Posted on September 11, 2012 by johnrachel

I say lift thy skirts, lo! come to my door
I embrace thou even as a common whore
‘Tis the illusion of freedom you implore?
Here you have it, you shall seek no more Continue reading →

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One Million Today, One Hundred Million Tomorrow

Posted on May 19, 2012 by johnrachel

I propose a million person march on each of the major political conventions. Wednesday August 29th – One million marchers in Tampa, Florida. Wednesday September 5th – One million marchers in Charlotte, North Carolina. Continue reading →

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Gridlock or Lockstep?

Posted on April 28, 2012 by johnrachel

We may be down but we’re not out. Over the next couple weeks, follow a plan that will take any incumbent down who insists that his rich friends with the big check books are more important than you and I. Continue reading →

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We are doomed! And now on an even more pessimistic note . . .

Posted on July 20, 2011 by johnrachel

We can circle the wagons but remember THEY own the wagons. Continue reading →

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Register your baby at toddlers-r-us.com!

Posted on April 16, 2011 by johnrachel

It’s never too early to get these little chunks of protoplasm acquainted with the exciting prospects of life as a consumer and a mindless participant in the distractions of modern life! Continue reading →

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