Category Archives: Nihilism

Exxon Mobil . . . will you marry me?

I want to marry a corporation. Exxon Mobil Corporation . . . will you marry me? Continue reading

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We are doomed! And now on an even more pessimistic note . . .

We can circle the wagons but remember THEY own the wagons. Continue reading

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I Don’t Suck!

People just too darn busy. End of the world postponed for several months. Continue reading

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Register your baby at toddlers-r-us.com!

It’s never too early to get these little chunks of protoplasm acquainted with the exciting prospects of life as a consumer and a mindless participant in the distractions of modern life! Continue reading

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Dante’s Inferno Being Remodeled

A press release has just come to my attention that Dante’s Inferno is being dramatically remodeled. The need has apparently arisen to accommodate a new class of condemned individuals, sinners who are so onerous and evil that the traditional forms of Hell are just too tame. Continue reading

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Did God Cause The Earthquake In Japan?

I have run across some idiotic comments to the effect that the quake was the heavy finger of God pushing our buttons down here on Earth. Continue reading

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Global Warming Solved!

Scientists have concluded that a modest nuclear war would most likely reverse the threat of global warming. What are we waiting for? Continue reading

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