Category Archives: Satire

Personal message from Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg to OWS

Posted on October 14, 2011 by johnrachel

Occupy Wall Street No Longer Allowed Tarps and Sleeping Bags In Zuccotti As Of Tomorrow – Village Voice (posted Oct 13, 2011 at 3:04 pm). Continue reading →

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Exploding Hockey Pucks Intercepted at Canadian Border!

Posted on October 5, 2011 by johnrachel

Terrorism has reached new levels of sophistication. Yesterday, a huge shipment of exploding hockey pucks, some of them with the destructive capacity of nuclear weapons, was intercepted coming across the U.S.-Canadian border. Continue reading →

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Terrific Job Opportunity

Posted on September 29, 2011 by johnrachel

The Air Force just announced that due to a huge shortage of pilots to fly the unmanned Predator and Reaper drones we are using to terrorize the planet, they will be training more of them by the hundreds over the coming months. Continue reading →

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All Smoke No Mirrors

Posted on August 13, 2011 by johnrachel

Smoke signals will replace the U.S. mail. Totally biodegradable! Continue reading →

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More Guns . . . Fewer Stethoscopes!

Posted on August 9, 2011 by johnrachel

People are expendable according to Major Keith Markham in a private memo to his platoon leaders. So why not just shoot everyone who steps out of line? Continue reading →

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What, me worry? New season of Jersey Shore starts Thursday August 4th!

Posted on July 30, 2011 by johnrachel

At the darkest hour, they still seek to blind us. But we still have Jersey Shore! New season premieres Thursday August 4th, two days after the default. Continue reading →

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Exxon Mobil . . . will you marry me?

Posted on July 22, 2011 by johnrachel

I want to marry a corporation. Exxon Mobil Corporation . . . will you marry me? Continue reading →

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We are doomed! And now on an even more pessimistic note . . .

Posted on July 20, 2011 by johnrachel

We can circle the wagons but remember THEY own the wagons. Continue reading →

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Posted on July 19, 2011 by johnrachel

One of my friends on Facebook is a chicken and he has been living at the Colonel Sanders Happy Farm For Chickens for several weeks. He says that everything is great! Continue reading →

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Michigan is #1!!!

Posted on June 12, 2011 by johnrachel

Recent statistics show that the economy in Michigan is going backwards, making it the worst in the entire nation. Continue reading →

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