Category Archives: Satire

Values of the Rich

Posted on July 6, 2015 by johnrachel

Rich or poor, we’re all just protoplasm. We all have so much in common, every time I look at Donald Trump, I feel like I’m looking in the mirror. Continue reading →

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America Is Losing The Base Race!

Posted on March 25, 2015 by johnrachel

The U.S. is losing the base race with Russia! We are being held hostage to the horrible prospects of seeing huge billboards everywhere of bare-chested Putin riding a motorcycle, of vodka in our drinking water, of having our proud men-in-military-uniform wanting to play balalaikas and dance ballet. This is a national crisis! Continue reading →

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Camp Grenada

Posted on January 30, 2015 by johnrachel

Sometimes forgotten in America’s glorious record of military accomplishments is its smashing victory over the fierce, determined bastion of leftist, socialist, communist rancor and filth __ the island nation of Grenada. Continue reading →

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Hillary’s Secret Campaign Strategy

Posted on November 28, 2014 by johnrachel

Hillary Clinton has a secret plan for winning the presidential election in 2016. Continue reading →

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Creativity: Writing Poetry

Posted on November 26, 2014 by johnrachel

Here is the definitive, step-by-step guide for writing poetry. This comes from someone who, much to his utter astonishment, has actually had poems published. Continue reading →

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Creativity: Creating Memorable Characters

Posted on November 21, 2014 by johnrachel

People often ask me: “John, how do you come up with your characters?” Continue reading →

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Creativity: The Writing Process

Posted on November 7, 2014 by johnrachel

With my brand new book, The Man Who Loved Too Much, Book 1: Archipelago __ my sixth novel! __ arriving this month, people sometimes ask me: “John, how do you get inspired to write?” Continue reading →

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Proof! Putin Fighting in the Ukraine!

Posted on September 1, 2014 by johnrachel

To say Russia is a player in the ongoing conflict in the Ukraine is a vast understatement. The fact is PUTIN IS ACTUALLY IN THE UKRAINE LEADING THE FIGHT!! Continue reading →

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What if . . . ?

Posted on July 24, 2014 by johnrachel

Reading to children is so important. Anyone out there read to their kids? Continue reading →

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Connect The Dots

Posted on July 20, 2014 by johnrachel

With a little practice, we can all get good at connecting the dots. Continue reading →

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