All Smoke No Mirrors

"Hey! Thanks for your excellent service over the years but we won't be needing you anymore."

As efforts continue to get big government off of the backs of Americans, it was recently announced that they are eliminating 120,000 jobs from the U.S. Postal Service.

No worries!

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