Monthly Archives: November 2014

Hillary’s Secret Campaign Strategy

Hillary Clinton has a secret plan for winning the presidential election in 2016. Continue reading

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U.S. Promoting An Agricultural Revolution!

We’re creating an economic boom in Afghanistan! It’s part of our unique and aggressive approach to job creation. Promote heroin production, then hire people to fight the war on drugs. It’s also a shot in the arm for morticians and gravediggers, who get to take care of all of the victims of overdoses. Is this ingenious or what?!! Continue reading

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Creativity: Writing Poetry

Here is the definitive, step-by-step guide for writing poetry. This comes from someone who, much to his utter astonishment, has actually had poems published. Continue reading

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Creativity: Creating Memorable Characters

People often ask me: “John, how do you come up with your characters?” Continue reading

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Creativity: The Writing Process

With my brand new book, The Man Who Loved Too Much, Book 1: Archipelago __ my sixth novel! __ arriving this month, people sometimes ask me: “John, how do you get inspired to write?” Continue reading

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