Category Archives: Nihilism

Dead kids sure are a bummer but….

Posted on March 28, 2013 by johnrachel

None of the discussions about guns and gun control are remotely coherent or rational. We can nitpick over the details of gun regulation but frankly the whole discussion is so far out off the edge, it’s like a conversation in an insane asylum between Napoleon and Jesus about what they should do with Elvis over there in the corner to keep him from singing “All Shook Up” during arts and crafts. Yes, it’s that bad. It’s pure insanity. Continue reading →

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Is John Rachel funny?

Posted on March 9, 2013 by johnrachel

People don’t seem to get my humor. Maybe I’m out of touch. I haven’t been watching much TV lately. So you tell me . . . Continue reading →

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What if they gave a war and everybody showed up?

Posted on January 8, 2013 by johnrachel

Back in the 60s, there was an anti-war slogan popularized by Charlotte E. Keyes, which was then turned into a full-length film: “Suppose they gave a war and nobody came?” Well, I’m proposing the opposite: “What if they gave a war and everybody showed up?” Continue reading →

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Fiscal Cliff Poem

Posted on January 3, 2013 by johnrachel

Haiku me once, your bad. Haiku me twice, my bad. Haiku me three times, I’m a total fucking idiot. Continue reading →

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If Jesus Had Been Packing

Posted on December 29, 2012 by johnrachel

If Jesus had been packing when they came to nail Him to the cross, I surmise He would have had the nice and punchy Sig Sauer P228 within easy reach __ strapped to His thigh under His robes __ and had a kick-ass semi-automatic assault weapon slung over His shoulder. Continue reading →

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The Right To Bear Nuclear Arms

Posted on September 3, 2012 by johnrachel

Guns don’t kill people. People kill people! Since this is irrefutable logic, I began to wonder why it has been applied so narrowly. The truth is, guns are just one form of lethal entertainment. Thanks to the amazing advances in science and technology, there is a cornucopia of devices which fit the legal definition of “arms” as referred to in our Constitution. It seems to me, the legal framework and the rationale would apply equally to nuclear weapons. Continue reading →

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Personal message from Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg to OWS

Posted on October 14, 2011 by johnrachel

Occupy Wall Street No Longer Allowed Tarps and Sleeping Bags In Zuccotti As Of Tomorrow – Village Voice (posted Oct 13, 2011 at 3:04 pm). Continue reading →

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Exploding Hockey Pucks Intercepted at Canadian Border!

Posted on October 5, 2011 by johnrachel

Terrorism has reached new levels of sophistication. Yesterday, a huge shipment of exploding hockey pucks, some of them with the destructive capacity of nuclear weapons, was intercepted coming across the U.S.-Canadian border. Continue reading →

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All Smoke No Mirrors

Posted on August 13, 2011 by johnrachel

Smoke signals will replace the U.S. mail. Totally biodegradable! Continue reading →

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What, me worry? New season of Jersey Shore starts Thursday August 4th!

Posted on July 30, 2011 by johnrachel

At the darkest hour, they still seek to blind us. But we still have Jersey Shore! New season premieres Thursday August 4th, two days after the default. Continue reading →

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