Proof! Putin Fighting in the Ukraine!

After taking a lot of heat, it turns out that General Philip M. Breedlove, current Supreme Allied Commander Europe (SACEUR) of NATO Allied Command Operations, is right after all! At least a million Russian troops are in the Ukraine, along with thousands of tanks, heavy artillery, and many suspect, mobile nuclear missile launchers.

The incriminating evidence is contained in this shocking photo released last August taken, according to our inside sources at the Pentagon, by an iPhone 6+ ingeniously adapted for military reconnaissance and launched into low-earth orbit. It is evident from the helpful map inset exactly what’s going on. Russia is right there next to Ukraine. Convenient, eh?

But that’s not all, folks. Here’s the real news!

We now have proof PUTIN IS ACTUALLY IN THE UKRAINE with the Russian troops!!

This undeniable fact was provided to me personally in an email from an anonymous State Department official. All of you commie-sympathizing, America-hating naysayers, cowardly skeptics, and Vlad-The-Impaler-Putin apologists, just look at these photos and hang your sorry heads in shame.

The high-resolution imagery from American recon satellites is incredible! It’s even better than Google Street View . . .

 

On the front lines killing innocent Ukrainian soldiers! . . .

Putin actually put these on his Facebook page. How stupid can you get? . . .

Little known fact until now, ladies and gentlemen:

Putin was even at the Maidan uprising in Kiev! . . .

I hope this will silence the mealy-mouth critics of the administration and we will no longer have to endure articles like this undermining the noble intentions of America and leveling attacks on our courageous, Nobel Peace Prize winning Commander-in-Chief.

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