Register your baby at!

Register your baby today at and they will send him or her a Visa card, a gift certificate for his/her first tattoo, and a trial membership with Groupon.

It’s never too early to get these little chunks of protoplasm acquainted with the exciting prospects of life as a consumer and a mindless participant in the distractions of modern life, I say.

Don’t you agree?

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