More Guns . . . Fewer Stethoscopes!

Bigger military is the solution!

More guns, I say!!

For example, if we expand our military capabilities, we can start shooting all those deadbeat Americans who are expecting to get quality health care.

Or a good public school education.

Or a decent paying job.

Should we worry about the wholesale killing of innocent Americans?  What about the labor pool?  Who will man the drive-up windows at McDonalds?  Who will be there to hand out bowls of tepid chicken-flavored brine in our soup lines?  Who will hold up the public service announcements — the ‘Will work for food!’ signs — on the freeway on-ramps?

No worries!

Major Keith Markham described the prevailing attitude of the military towards its troops all too clearly in a private memo sent to his platoon leaders. “We have an unlimited supply of expendable labor.”

There you go!!

This obviously will have to be the prevailing attitude toward the entire American citizenry.

Otherwise, people will get out of line and start expecting a decent life.

Shoot ’em!  Shoot ’em all.  More guns!

Military spending chart in billions of $

Fewer stethoscopes.

[ Insert tears here for the America
which is being lost, for the children
who are being abandoned, for the
death of the American Dream. ]


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