Telling It Like It Is

Posted on February 14, 2013 by johnrachel

I heard that the LAPD raided an indoor nudist colony, killed everyone and drained the pool. What’s going on here? If they weren’t having sex with goats or filming child pornography, what’s the harm? I mean, this was at a YMCA.

Another big problem these days.

Spreading unfounded rumors.

More on that later. First I need to check into a story about an Amish family in Lititz, PA who have been using their 7-year-old son as a human pin cushion.

Also looking into a hamster with a human-like face which apparently can say, “What’s on TV tonight?”

Thank god for the internet!

No one has an excuse for being poorly informed any more.

 

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  • Anonymous

    Too true! And here I thought the big story was about an Amish human-faced hamster, who is a member of the LAPD that was caught trying to retrieve pins from the bottom of a Los Angeles YMCA pool! I guess I’d better stop reading internet news after that 4th glass of cognac..go figure.

    • http://jdrachel.com John Rachel

      I didn’t even include the part about the hamster eating the grilled cheese sandwich with an image of Jesus Christ on it which thousands had come from all over the U.S. to view. People went nuts! I won’t describe what they did to the hamster. Much too graphic and this is a family-friendly site, as you know.