Personal message from Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg to OWS

Occupy Wall Street No Longer Allowed Tarps and Sleeping Bags In Zuccotti As Of Tomorrow Article in the Village Voice, posted October 13, 2011 at 3:05 pm.

“Hey, you wild and crazy demonstrators! Thanks for stopping by. We had some fun, didn’t we? But all good things must come to an end. So please pack up your sleeping bags and go some place else. The southern states are a good bet this time of year. Much much warmer. Those of you who are unemployed and homeless, feel free to stop by one of the relief assistance offices we have set up here. Of course, we ran out of money so they really can’t do much, but the people there are damn nice to talk to. And by the way, good luck with that overthrowing the system bit. When I was your age, I was quite the rebel too. I used to write funny messages on those little umbrellas they put in the fancy mix drinks at the cocktail parties my folks used to throw. So I know the whole rebellion thing first hand. Okay. Gotta go. My limo driver is pointing at his watch.”

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