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Arm Wrestling Jesus

Posted on April 19, 2014 by johnrachel

I’m issuing a challenge to Jesus Christ, upon His return to Earth. After giving Him a few days R and R to get His bearings and get back up to Savior speed __ God knows what the jet lag must be coming that distance __ we’re going to sit him down to an arm wrestling contest. That’s right, an arm wrestling contest! Let’s see what He’s made of. Let’s see if He’s got the right stuff! Continue reading →

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I Don’t Suck!

Posted on May 22, 2011 by johnrachel

People just too darn busy. End of the world postponed for several months. Continue reading →

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I Suck!

Posted on May 3, 2011 by johnrachel

Believers Warn Neighbors Of Impending Doom On May 21! Continue reading →

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