I’m not worried … yes, I am … no, not really … well, maybe a little.

lead_960The prospect of Donald Trump being elected president in 2016 doesn’t worry me at all.

He would be assassinated by the shadow government within 90 days of taking office.

Uh-oh!

That would mean that whatever half-wit buffoon — the bad clone on the ticket as his Vice-President, an even worse version of Mr. Trump himself — would now be in charge.

Would the self-declared-above-the-law slime balls in the CIA risk a “double-header” by taking out in such short order whatever unfortunate fool now sat in the Oval Office?

Of course, they would!  Accidents happen.  Fish bone stuck in the throat at a state dinner. Falling down the steps exiting Air Force One, splattering brains all over the tarmac.

The American public is so gullible.  No worries!  Problem solved.

But wait!  This time the shadow boys push things too far.  People are not just suspicious. The lights go on.  They figure it out!

“This is bullshit!” becomes the meme of the day.  Only it lasts for months and months.

And citizens are armed to the teeth!  Over 300,000,000 firearms in private hands.

Really scary!

Revolution anyone?

Naw . . . just one incredible made-for-TV shootout!  People dropping like flies.  Everyone starts living under their beds.  No one is safe anymore.

Hmm.  Anymore?  When is the last time we felt safe?

Millard_Fillmore._Waist_length,_seated_-_NARA_-_530497Who was president back then?

Millard Fillmore?

Frankly . . .

I’m a little worried.

How about you?

 

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