I want to throw out a challenge to the participants in the coming presidential debates.
Of course, the fair and democratic thing to do would be to open the debates to Jill Stein and Gary Johnson.
But certainly the Democratic and Republican parties, and the puppets administering the debates, couldn’t care less about fairness or democracy. They’re in the game for power and it’s winner take all. Screw the founding fathers, the intent of the Constitution, and all that fancy high-sounding theoretical fluff. They want to win. There’s lots of money to be made for their corporate and Wall Street friends.
So I’m not going to talk about values, and none of what I have to say is directed at either the Republican or Democratic leadership, and certainly not the Commission on Presidential Debates, which is just a shill organization, a smokescreen for that same leadership.
I am making my appeal first to the candidates, and second to the TV network in charge, CNN.
Donald Trump thinks Jill Stein is a beer mug you can buy at Jillian’s Curios in Topeka, Kansas. Trump knows what a Johnson is but hasn’t a clue about this Gary guy, or why he should worry about this Gary guy’s peepee. Besides, Trump shouldn’t care who’s onstage. What is he going to do? Fine tune the septic swill that spews out of his pie hole?
So I say to you, Donald. Let’s go for it. The more the merrier!
Clinton is the problem. I don’t think she relishes having someone like Jill Stein on that debate stage. Jill is more intelligent, better informed, has integrity, knows what America really needs, speaks for the priorities and values of the vast majority, and is honest. Whew! That could be a real problem.
See, Hillary and the Donald are bullshitters of the highest order. Hillary is in her comfort zone in a pile of shit. She figures she can hold her own against even the tsunami of the stinky stuff Trump will barrage her with.
But Jill Stein? Big problem there.
So my challenge is to you, Hillary. You claim to be the Iron Lady of America, with all the right stuff to be the first female prez in our history. Show us you’re not afraid of some real competition. Do you have the brass cajones, the bulked up ovaries, to go head-to-head with someone who actually has something to say? Who has a real program for rescuing America from the likes of hypocrites like you? Are you up for it?
I think not. But Hillary, this is your chance to prove me wrong. Let’s see some courage. Show some guts. You can still laugh that hyena laugh, even faint, have convulsions, or cough your way through the performance. Jill Stein won’t crimp your style. She’ll just put some substance on the table.
Like I said, I doubt if Hillary is up to it. I expect her to refuse to allow Stein and Johnson in the debates. While Johnson poses no threat, Hillary is DEATHLY AFRAID OF JILL STEIN!
Alright! NOW it’s time for you folks over at CNN to listen up. Come on, guys. Let’s put on your thinking caps.
I’m not talking public duty, responsible broadcasting, patriotism, or anything of the like here.
I’m talking money!
Big clue . . . Hillary turns down debating Jill Stein. Why? Because it’ll be a bloodbath. Stein will chop up Clinton like those table chefs at Benihana. Then she’ll turn to Trump and vaporize the moronic egomaniac. Trump won’t know it because he’s oblivious to everything except his own self-aggrandizing blasts of noxious self-adulation. But the audience will know!
Do you see what’s at stake here? You guys want a cage fight and you’re counting on a real battle of the bloviators from Clinton and Trump. But what about the midget who comes out of the audience and pile drives both of them into a mat soaked with the blood of their disgusting egos. THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE REALLY LOOKING FOR!
You’ll make good money on that first debate. But after Stein turns Hillary and Donald into hog sausage, the next debate will be the windfall of windfalls! The second debate will get so many viewers, it’ll make the Superbowl look like a 4 am public service announcement.
So wake up, CNN! When Hillary refuses, get all righteous on her. Start talking about inclusiveness and the right of the voting public to have real choice. Tell Hillary that public duty requires you to put both Jill Stein and Gary Johnson in the debates.
Then send me a fat check for putting you on to the greatest cash cow in the history of politics. Call the second debate . . .
“The Fiercest Bloodiest No-Holds-Barred Death Match Presidential Debate in History”
Blood and guts! It’s what sells.
