Category Archives: Nihilism

If Jesus Had Been Packing

Posted on December 29, 2012 by johnrachel

If Jesus had been packing when they came to nail Him to the cross, I surmise He would have had the nice and punchy Sig Sauer P228 within easy reach __ strapped to His thigh under His robes __ and had a kick-ass semi-automatic assault weapon slung over His shoulder. Continue reading →

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The Right To Bear Nuclear Arms

Posted on September 3, 2012 by johnrachel

Guns don’t kill people. People kill people! Since this is irrefutable logic, I began to wonder why it has been applied so narrowly. The truth is, guns are just one form of lethal entertainment. Thanks to the amazing advances in science and technology, there is a cornucopia of devices which fit the legal definition of “arms” as referred to in our Constitution. It seems to me, the legal framework and the rationale would apply equally to nuclear weapons. Continue reading →

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Personal message from Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg to OWS

Posted on October 14, 2011 by johnrachel

Occupy Wall Street No Longer Allowed Tarps and Sleeping Bags In Zuccotti As Of Tomorrow – Village Voice (posted Oct 13, 2011 at 3:04 pm). Continue reading →

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Exploding Hockey Pucks Intercepted at Canadian Border!

Posted on October 5, 2011 by johnrachel

Terrorism has reached new levels of sophistication. Yesterday, a huge shipment of exploding hockey pucks, some of them with the destructive capacity of nuclear weapons, was intercepted coming across the U.S.-Canadian border. Continue reading →

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All Smoke No Mirrors

Posted on August 13, 2011 by johnrachel

Smoke signals will replace the U.S. mail. Totally biodegradable! Continue reading →

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What, me worry? New season of Jersey Shore starts Thursday August 4th!

Posted on July 30, 2011 by johnrachel

At the darkest hour, they still seek to blind us. But we still have Jersey Shore! New season premieres Thursday August 4th, two days after the default. Continue reading →

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Exxon Mobil . . . will you marry me?

Posted on July 22, 2011 by johnrachel

I want to marry a corporation. Exxon Mobil Corporation . . . will you marry me? Continue reading →

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We are doomed! And now on an even more pessimistic note . . .

Posted on July 20, 2011 by johnrachel

We can circle the wagons but remember THEY own the wagons. Continue reading →

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I Don’t Suck!

Posted on May 22, 2011 by johnrachel

People just too darn busy. End of the world postponed for several months. Continue reading →

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Register your baby at toddlers-r-us.com!

Posted on April 16, 2011 by johnrachel

It’s never too early to get these little chunks of protoplasm acquainted with the exciting prospects of life as a consumer and a mindless participant in the distractions of modern life! Continue reading →

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